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Crafttale

Active Staff, Community, Crafttale, daily events, Dedicated Staff Team, developers, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, gameplay, Join, love, Mine Mine no Mi Developers, mine mine no mi mod, minecraft server, Mini Games, modded server, Player Shops, Player Support, PvP, Support

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Why you should join?

• Mine Mine no Mi Mod – We Work with the Mine Mine no Mi Mod Developers!

• Dedicated staff team to help you along the way!

• We have Daily Events! PvP! Player shops and more!

Thank you all for the love and support you’ve shown us 🙂 To play, join our discord!

209.222.101.88

“Disenchanted SMP: Where survival is harder than making friends on Myspace! Java 1.21, Events, and a side of Discord.

apply today, Discord, Disenchanted, Events, Friends, Fun, grow, Harder, java, making, myspace, player-run shops, pvp arena, Quests, Side, smp, Special Events, Survival, survival server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5711	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Disenchanted SMP Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in exciting quests to challenge your survival skills.
Player Run Shops	Create and manage your own shops to trade with other players.
PVP Arena	Battle against other players in a designated PVP arena.
Special Events	Participate in special events for unique rewards and fun activities.

Apply today and join the Disenchanted SMP community to experience all these exciting features!

Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server and following the application instructions provided there.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining the server.
Can I participate in special events even as a new player?	Absolutely! Special events are open to all players, regardless of their experience level. It’s a great way to get involved and meet other members of the community.

Collapse Kamala’s Minecraft Server

32 hours, Analysis, Campaign, Candidate, collapse, countdown, Crisis, Defeat, Democrat, Downfall, election, Failure, kamala, Kamalas, leadership, Loss, Minecraft, Political, prediction, PRESIDENTIAL, Server, speculation, strategy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Kamala Harris herself couldn’t handle it for more than 32 hours! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your campaign collapses, whichever comes first)! With our unique gameplay and wacky community, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now before Kamala beats you to it!

Fleshlight Faces Minecraft SMP

adult toys, BDSM, Dominant, Domination, faces, FANTASY, fetish, fleshlight, Girls, Kinky, Minecraft, mouths, Naughty, oral, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, Sensation, sex toys, smp, Submission, submissive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the girls are always ready to have their mouths used…for talking, of course! We have a community of players who love to chat and joke around while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to meet our resident “mouth users” who will keep you entertained with their witty banter and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our girls are not to be underestimated! They may seem sweet and innocent, but they are fierce competitors in PvP battles and will stop at nothing to claim victory. So if you think you have what it takes to join our crazy crew, come on in and see if you can keep up with the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than the stories are the players themselves!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

10 year old, 12-year-old, AITAH, book store, choose their own path., Christian, deconvert, different perspective, Evidence, family, forced to go to church, Holycraft, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, not believing in god, not going to church, radio station, Religious, Researching, Server, studying, Telling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of being forced to go to church 4-5 times a week? Do you want to escape the wrath of your religious family? Join our Minecraft server and let your true non-believing self shine!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have seen the light (or lack thereof) and want to express their true beliefs without judgment. We have a community of like-minded individuals who will support you in your journey to freedom from religious constraints.

Join us and let your inner atheist out to play! Build a world where logic and reason reign supreme, and where you can finally be yourself without fear of persecution from your family. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to breaking free from religious indoctrination?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be unapologetically atheist and have a blast doing it! Let’s show your family that there’s more to life than just blind faith – there’s Minecraft!

TurkeyCraft or RoomieRage

adhd, Communication, Cooking, coping mechanisms, emotional response, Emotional support, emotions, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday, mental health, misunderstandings, overreacting, RoomieRage, self esteem, self worth, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unresolved feelings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1372
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2212	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can cook as many virtual turkeys as you want without your mom stealing your thunder. Plus, if you have ADHD, no worries! Your blocks won’t run away from you like your thoughts do.

Join us and build a world where you’re the master chef of your own destiny. No more Thanksgiving meltdowns, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MistakeNotMadeMC SMP

avoiding mistakes, biggest mistake, Decision making, didn’t make, Failure, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, missed opportunities, MistakeNotMadeMC, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, Risk-taking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Potions Brewed:	191	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Farms Harvested:	211	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Moo Moo. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser gets thrown into a pit of angry wolves?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and having a blast while doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence. Just remember, the biggest mistake you didn’t make was not joining sooner!

DreamCraftz

anxiety, bedtime, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime thoughts, DreamCraftz, insomnia, mental chatter, Nighttime, overthinking, Relaxation, Routine, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep struggles, stress, Thoughts, winding down

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	259	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

StraitCraft Minecraft Server

Beijing, China, Conflict, defiance, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, German warships, germany, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval exercise, SECURITY, Server, StraitCraft, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Tension, Warnings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6159	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like warships? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where u can sail german warships across the taiwan strait and defy beijing’s warnings! be a rebel, be a pirate, be a minecraft legend on our server! join now for the craziest adventure of ur life! let’s goooooooo!

BlockyEnforcer: WestBankWarlord

Army, blacklisted settler, BlockyEnforcer, checkpoints, Conflict, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international law, Israeli control, Israeli settlements, MIDDLE EAST, military rule, occupation, occupation forces, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, Police, security forces, settler violence, West Bank, West Bank settlers, WestBankWarlord

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got blacklisted settlers runnin’ the show in the West Bank, actin’ like they the police AND the army at the same time! It’s like a real-life drama playin’ out in Minecraft, except with blocky graphics and creepers tryna blow up your hard work.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of settler drama, the excitement of dodgin’ virtual bullets, and the challenge of survivin’ in a war zone made entirely of blocks. Who needs reality TV when you got Minecraft drama like this?

So come on down and join the madness! Build your own settlement, make allies (or enemies) with the blacklisted settlers, and see if you can survive the chaos of this wild West Bank Minecraft server. Just remember, anything can happen in this virtual war zone, so watch your back and keep on craftin’!