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CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	400650	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6907	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3728
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	278
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9056	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crops Grown:	5387	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3687
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?