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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8359 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.
we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?
