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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 207 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.