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Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8079
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	27	Potions Brewed:	96
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	576

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Items Found:	2374
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2340	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!