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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9962 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1807 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.
imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”
so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.