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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9706 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4545 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5917 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
