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CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ores Mined:	4658
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

play.deekzsmp.xyz:25619

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crops Grown:	9169

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, Game Archive, Grease/Tampermonkey, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Nifty translation tool, Pervs, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery SCRIPT, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Animals Bred:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	398
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	3125
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?