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Crafty Immigration: Where Creepers Are the Only Border Control

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!

Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1229	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?

Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7527	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

GoofyCraft – Where Boredom Goes to Die

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, rode on rainbow slides, and even had a dance-off with a marshmallow man. And guess what? You can experience all of this too if you join our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llama that poops out enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic creature, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies breakdance and the villagers throw raves every night? It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Froggy McFrogface’s Pidor Paradise

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	5921	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to the most ribbiting Minecraft server you’ll ever hop onto – pidor the frog! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of ferocious frogs who have taken over the Minecraft world. They are the true rulers of this land and will show no mercy to anyone who dares challenge their authority.

2. We have a secret underground pond where players can swim with the frogs and learn their ancient froggy ways. Who knows, you might even become an honorary frog yourself!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Lily Pad – a place where frogs and players alike can dance the night away to the latest froggy tunes.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Frog Prince who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Just be careful, he’s a bit of a trickster!

So what are you waiting for? Join pidor the frog today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to ribbit your way to victory! 🐸🎮

Crafting Chaos: Where YouTube Algorithms Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of being at the mercy of the YouTube algorithm, constantly getting recommended videos you have no interest in? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the clutches of the evil YouTube algorithm that plagues the video game community. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to play Minecraft without being bombarded with random videos about cooking tutorials and cat memes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden within the pixels of this blocky world.

KosherCraft: Where Ashkenormativity meets blocky creativity!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	4110
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever dig your pickaxe into!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by Notch himself. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon has been known to breakdance when defeated. And if you think you’re a pro at redstone, just wait until you see the insane contraptions our players have built – we’re talking fully functioning roller coasters, rocket ships to the moon, and even a working replica of the Death Star.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret diamond mine that’s rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re brave enough to face the spookiest mob in all of Minecraft, come on down and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Don’t miss out on the most lit, turnt, and downright insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown – literally, if you get too close to a TNT cannon.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper Hugs are Mandatory!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome that even the DEVELOPERS are writing notes about it in the year 2024! That’s right, time travel is possible on our server. – We have EVENTS that will blow your mind, like the “Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2” where you can overclock your sim room to the max! – Want to recruit some special characters? We have a Special Recruit Bay where you can recruit characters that are so special, they have their own theme song. – And don’t even get me started on the COSTUME PASSES! Dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits like “Rosanna: Ms. Dangerous” and show off your style to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, all dates and times listed are in UTC+9, because we like to keep things interesting.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t ruin your good vibes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you woke up in a really good mood today, right? Well, imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where the sun is always shining, the grass is always greener, and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding in your face!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BreakfastCraft: Where Creepers Rate Your Morning Meal!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main focus is on rating breakfasts! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here we rate breakfasts like it’s a national sport.

Join us and you’ll get to participate in INTENSE breakfast rating competitions. From perfectly cooked bacon to fluffy pancakes, we judge it all. And the best part? The winner gets a virtual trophy made out of DIGITAL bacon!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Breakfast Bandits, a group of players who sneak into each other’s virtual kitchens to steal breakfast items. It’s like a virtual food fight, but with more syrup.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a breakfast rating champion. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft breakfast!