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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4983	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Items Found:	7689
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3540	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Emeralds Found:	4433	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Emeralds Found:	2025
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Potions Brewed:	134	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!