systirs… Minecraft Servers

systirs… Minecraft Servers

  • BedroomBizarreCraft

    BedroomBizarreCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2762
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

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  • Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

    Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8611
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

    But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

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  • WonderWelt

    WonderWelt
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5822
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 137
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 909
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2964 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

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    About Us Features Rules
    SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
    • Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
    • Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
    • Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens!
    • Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests
    • Library full of books written by players since 2012
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!
    We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

    FAQ

    How long has SoftSlayer been around?

    SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP is softslayer.com

    How many players are usually online?

    The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

    Are there any map resets?

    No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

    Are there any P2W perks?

    No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

    What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

    The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

    How can I join SoftSlayer?

    You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.

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  • Whispering Woods 1.21

    Whispering Woods 1.21
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8626
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of ASMR tingles and English-speaking Vtubers!

    Experience the soothing sounds of block placing and mob slaying while listening to Vtubers whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

    Get lost in the virtual world of relaxation and entertainment as you build, explore, and chill with fellow players who share your love for ASMR content.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to immerse yourself in this unique Minecraft server that will tickle your senses and leave you wanting more.

    Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the ultimate combination of gaming and ASMR!

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  • RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

    RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 5677 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ores Mined: 2121 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

    BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 44
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

    So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2861
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Banter

    Blocky Bedrock Banter
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7421
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 69 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

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  • ArabianUraniumCraft

    ArabianUraniumCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 6407
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Villages Defended: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

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    LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!

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