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Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Animals Bred:	102

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

adjustment, Adventure, Anon, BlockBling, Colleague, Communication, coworker, cultural exchange, Diversity, Etiquette, Greeting, Hamia, HamiaHype, I’m Hamia, Immigrant, integration, introduction, lols, Meeting, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, new, office, Oh hi Anon, reaction, Server, Social, trendy, Tunisia, welcome, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	360110
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2056	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4646
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

Bathroomthemed, BLOCKAGE, city, clog, disposal, Environmental, Experience, flushable, FlushableMemes, FlushCraftz, Infrastructure, maintenance, Management, Minecraft, Plumbing, Pollution, PottyPlays, Problem, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, sanitation, septic system, septic tank, Sewer, ToiletTrendz, Ultimate, waste management, wet wipes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Votes:	637
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTrendz: “Omg tell me about a game/gaming related thing you like” – a unique and trendy Minecraft server name that’s sure to grab attention!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	8382	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers until the sun comes up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest to find the legendary golden potato, rumored to have the power to turn players into invincible warriors. And if that’s not enough, we have a giant maze filled with angry villagers who are just dying to give you a tour of their village.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server now and experience a world like you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.