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FutureImmutableSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as cutting-edge as Fedora Kinoite? Look no further, because our server is the only normie-friendly SMP that makes immutability easy! Just like how Windows 10 is essentially immutable (yeah, we said it), our server takes things to the next level.

Forget about SteamOS and its lack of support for other systems – we’ve got all the support you need, and then some. NixOS may be advanced, but who needs compatibility when you can have immutability? And don’t even get us started on those pesky dependencies – each program on our server exists in its own containerized folder, just waiting for you to update it with a few clicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re like the Fedora Kinoite of the gaming world – the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the…well, you get the idea. Use flatpaks, use rpm-ostree, use whatever you want – just make sure you join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2995
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Blocky LOLz

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Towns Built:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	172
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	9287	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Potions Brewed:	106
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crops Grown:	7004	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!