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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6658 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
