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CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of those pesky watchdogs always ruining your fun on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail! That’s right, instead of banning players for no reason, our watchdog is too busy trying to catch its own tail to bother you. Join now for a chance to watch this hilarious spectacle unfold before your very eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of diamond poop and you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and help you out in any way it can. Just make sure to keep some spare gunpowder on hand in case it gets a little too explosive with its affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, Dawn Office Fixer, download links, e.g.o, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pointillist Student, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, REIGNS, Ryoshu, Sanguine Desire Rodion, tutorial, Walpurgis Night, Wingbeat Ishmael

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	8930
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	109
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ores Mined:	4717	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchantments Applied:	155
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Magic Items Found:	7405	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	13433	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!