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PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Emeralds Found:	9863
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	3740	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1162
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ores Mined:	3448	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

advice, beneficial advice, beneficial tips, BlockyWisdom, eye-opening advice, helpful advice, life advice, life lessons, pearls of wisdom, strange advice, surprising advice, surprising tips, unconventional advice, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, useful tips, valuable advice, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2290	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	198
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4529	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	390152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).