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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9635	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Villages Defended:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9785

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2641	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!