Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4822
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7548	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	4577
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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