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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
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Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
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