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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crops Grown:	7347
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	2668
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2987
New Chunks Explored:	693736	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!