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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2923	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	3740	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Towns Built:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4585
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Farms Harvested:	309
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?