New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sycophantic Minecraft Servers

Sycophantic Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

    Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5430
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 721 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

    Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

    Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

    Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

    SisterBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2631
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Runes Activated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

    Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

    So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

    WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8942
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Potions Brewed: 45
    Enchantments Applied: 239 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

    ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6100
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 2556 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

    We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

    Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTravelz

    CraftyTravelz
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1730
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

    ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8334
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Baby Factory

    Putin’s Baby Factory
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OlympicLoserCraft

    OlympicLoserCraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 8227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 425 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mines Excavated: 2901
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

    we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

    our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

    so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmergencyLanez420

    EmergencyLanez420
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 493
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

    City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 599 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview:

    Server Features Destroyed city setting
    Map Size 2.5k distance
    Claims Protection Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
    Helpers Needed Looking for helpers and suggestions
    Server Restarts Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How big is the map? The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
    Is there claims protection? Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
    Are helpers needed? Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
    How often are server restarts? There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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