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Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2275	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	81	Endless Night Skies:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2667	Potions Brewed:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	7398
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2067
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

animal studies, chemical exposure, Chronic illness, early life exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, gut microbiome, GutDisruptors, health implications, health risks, long-term effects, metabolic disease, Mice, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, preventive measures, public health, research findings, researchers, scientific study, toxic substances

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Votes:	9957
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

ReFresh SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	280
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the MinecraftServers.org page for ReFresh SMP. ReFresh SMP is a non-whitelist, mostly vanilla Survival 1.21 Minecraft Server.

This server is LGBTQIA+ friendly! Join the Discord for the best experience! ————————- On this server, unclaimed land is free game. Claim your land to protect it from grief.

Be sure to look into installing the recommended mods! Custom Player Models, and Simple Voice Chat.

(Minecraft Server IP may change, no data lost, join the Discord for immediate updates about the IP)

97.136.75.126

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Votes:	7240
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!