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Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7136	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday mishap, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday surprise gone wrong, birthday tradition, family conflict, family dynamics, family prank, family tradition, Minecraft, prank, Server, sibling bond, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, whipped cream, whipped cream mishap, whipped cream prank, whipped cream prank gone wrong, WhippedCreamPrankster

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3383
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

RegretfulReject

Asshole, better person, cufflinks, Decline, dm, Earrings, Estate, ethnic background, Fallout, Grandma, Inheritance, instagram, jewelry, jewelry casting, metal smithing, mutual friends, offer, recast, RegretfulReject, Request, social media

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, bungee jumping, cooking Class, dream, horseback riding, hot air balloon ride, Minecraft, mountain climbing, new experiences, NoobToPro, paragliding, photography workshop, pottery making, salsa dancing, scuba diving, skiing, skydiving, smp, Surfing, travel, zip lining

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

MinecraftManiaTV

Addictive, award winning, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, critically acclaimed, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, MinecraftManiaTV, must see, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, series, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, top rated, trending, tv show

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8008
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3207	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

2024.., Edition, Fake, fake news, group, Hit and Run, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2024, microsoft, News, Propaganda, russia, us elections

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7100	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

Ancestor, bat coronavirus, common ancestor, CoV2, COVID-19 origins, disease investigation, epidemiology, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, genetic similarities, Global, global common ancestor, Huanan market, infectious diseases, market, match, pandemic origins, public health crisis, SARS-CoV-2, viral evolution, viral research, viral spread, virus origins, Wuhan outbreak, zoonotic transmission

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

40 members, Announcements, application, atmosphere, Average, backups, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, eggs, Friendly, hermitcraft, Longevity, Minecraft, Redstone, rules, Scrambled, Seasons, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!