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SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	8274
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2812	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	397318
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3943	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173576	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!