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Blame It on the Creeper

aggravated burglary, attempted murder, Blame, Central Criminal Court, court appearance, creeper, Daniel Anjorin, East London, failed to live up to namesake, grievous bodily harm, Hainault, Metropolitan Police, Monzo, murder, Old Bailey, police officers, possession of a bladed article., samurai sword, sword attack, teenage boy, van crash, Westminster magistrates court, Your fault

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a sword attack in East London? Look no further! Join our server where the only crashing you’ll experience is crashing into a world of fun and adventure!

Our server is so lit, even Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo would want to escape his court appearance to join in on the action. With a samurai style sword in hand, you can battle your way through epic quests and challenges, just like in real life (minus the murder charges, of course).

Forget about the Old Bailey, come to our server and be the hero or villain you’ve always wanted to be. With a bladed article in your inventory, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, you won’t have to worry about nearly severing anyone’s hand, unless it’s a virtual hand in a PvP battle.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329000

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	664	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	New Chunks Explored:	701255
Dragon Eggs Found:	4000	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4515	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Void Armor Forged:	22

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	7038	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3421	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8468	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	181	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!