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MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	802	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crops Grown:	8400
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5266	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	8727	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Votes:	7924
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Crops Grown:	3018
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?