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SurvivingCoIn2021 – Minecraft SMP

Business, Company, Corporation, Endurance, Enduring, Everlasting, exists, historical, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, remarkable, resilience, smp, Surprising, Surviving, SurvivingCoIn2021, Today, UNBELIEVABLE, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5131
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PieCraftFunLand

Apple Pie, banana cream pie, blackberry pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie, coconut cream pie, comfort food, favorite dessert, favorite pie, homemade pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, mixed berry pie, peach pie, pecan pie, PieCraftFunLand, pumpkin pie, raspberry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, sweet treats

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	738
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Do you like pie? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of pie! That’s right, you can mine through layers of cherry, apple, and even pumpkin pie to find hidden treasures and delicious surprises. Plus, our pie-themed mobs are a hoot – watch out for the Creeper Pie, who explodes into a shower of whipped cream and sprinkles! So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth while you mine, build, and explore in the most delicious Minecraft server around!

DonbasCowboyCraft

Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Farms Harvested:	245	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6271	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8285
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1760
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!