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CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	463848	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2959
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	4233	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3797
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	130
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1200	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4299
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	208780	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Emeralds Found:	8235	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.