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CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	2485	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	240	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Choices, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, friendship, Fun, influence, loyalty, Party, PASSES, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, saying no, Social, substance abuse, temptation, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	3975	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchantments Applied:	299	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

Adults, blocky, BUILD, FloridaWomanCraft, PRETEND, teens, worlds

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mines Excavated:	4079	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

2024.., 3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Cross-thread, early access, Epic, Exile, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, PoE, POE 2, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	253	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

100 days, Adventure, blocks, ByeBye, Day, Departure, Farewell, Goodbye, Journey, LEAVING, Marathon, Minecraft, new man, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-change, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, strugglers, transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

CraftyBunnyLand

2chan, Anime, coffee shop, comedy, Confirmed, CraftyBunnyLand, Cute girls, Friends, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga adaptation, News, nips, normal, popular series, Rabbits, Season Four, slice of life, Spamming, Wholesome

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

#youtube, alike, Community, discussion, froot, Gamers, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, LIVESTREAMS, LolCraft, Mata, mel, Memelords, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, twitch, Ultimate, virtual youtubers, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!