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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

000, 10 years, 200, 2021, children, diagnoses, dysphoria, england, fiftyfold, gender dysphoria, GP records, Healthcare, low overall, medical diagnosis, mental health, one in 1, one in 60, PixelPride, prevalence, Rise, Skyrocket, societal trends, study, Transgender

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Star Shards Collected:	78	Horror Stories Survived:	1

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, 12 year old girl wrists, body dysmorphia, body dysphoria, body image issues, body insecurities, Enchanted, feminine wrists, gym frustration, gym struggles, Insecurity, Quests, Realm, self-consciousness, small boned, small wrists, unattractive wrists, wrist comparison, wrist envy, wrist insecurity, wrist size, wrist size insecurity, wrist struggles

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	167	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

CreepyCelebMC SMP

Celebrity, creeps, creepy celebrities, CreepyCelebMC, Disturbing, disturbing celebrities, disturbing famous people, eerie, eerie celebrities, eerie famous people, FAMOUS, famous figures, famous people, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable celebrities, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling celebrities, unsettling famous figures, unsettling famous people, unsettling personalities

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

NoobMistakez

basic skills, improvement journey, Incompetence, learning curve, NoobMistakez, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement strategies, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, weaknesses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

+x, bbc news, Censorship, consequences, controversy, crime, decision, investigation, legal action, Media, Minecraft, murder, News, ONLINE, refusal, Refused, Southport killer, SouthportKiller69s, take down, Tragedy, Video, VIEWED

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

TeaCraft – Sticky Situation

adhesive films, Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, cancer treatment, chemotherapy, green tea, green tea benefits, green tea extract, green tea research, green tea therapy, holistic healing, inflammation, mouth lining, mucositis relief, natural remedy, novel treatment, oral health, oral mucositis, plant-based medicine, radiation, Situation, sticky, TeaCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	220	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Farms Harvested:	939	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have green tea-based adhesive films to heal all your oral mucositis problems! forget about boring old treatments, we got the power of green tea on our side! imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while your mouth is feeling all soothed and refreshed. trust us, you won’t find this kind of healing power anywhere else in the minecraft world. join us now and experience the magic of green tea in a whole new way!

Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, Anime, brook, devil fruit, franky, Grand Line, Isles, long tail tag: “mystery of the Grand Line”, Lost, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirates, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Ayyyyy lmao, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I heard they got a secret underground disco party for all the mobs, like skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. It’s lit, fam.

And get this, they have a special event where you can ride on the back of a dragon and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. I’m talking edible houses and rivers of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and a sweet tooth!

Fluffy Unicorn Kingdom

Fluffy, Kingdom, UNICORN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	6071	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there – Cute Nails! We got unicorns flying around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamond swords that sparkle like glitter. Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the party at Cute Nails. Let’s get this block party started!

CraftyWorlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2729
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a new place to call home in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer a virtual country where you can build your dream house, start a farm, and even run for president (yes, we have elections)!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our virtual currency is made of chocolate coins, so you can literally eat your way to riches.

So why settle for boring old real life when you can escape to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft country? Join now and start your crazy new life today!

GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, collaborators, Conflict, extremist groups, gaza, GazaCollabPurge, graphic content, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, Shooting, social media, Terrorism, Video, violence, War Crimes, war footage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! 😂😂😂 we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! 🤪🔫🤣 #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfun