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Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	8066
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3996	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	157
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9513
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!