switch ports – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Elon’s Minecraft Server: Heil Musk’s Salute!

activism, Activists, anti-fascism, civil rights, controversy, current events, demonstration, elon musk, Elons, equality, fascism, heil, Image Projection, media coverage, Minecraft, Musks, political statement, protest, publicity stunt, Raised-Arm Salute, salute, Server, social justice, Symbolism, Tesla Plant

come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like project images of elon musk doing weird salutes on tesla plants. we are all about the lols and making outrageous memes come to life in the minecraft world. we have a secret underground base where we plan our next prank on the server admins, it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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CraftyPutin’sWarGoalsAchieved

Achieved, annexation, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyPutinsWarGoalsAchieved, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, goals, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, putin, Reuters, russia, sanctions, strategy, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself believes we have achieved key ukraine war goals!! that’s right, putin himself is a fan of our server and you should be too!

we have the craziest builds, the most epic pvp battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in minecraft.

our community is so lit, even putin can’t resist logging on and joining the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness!

remember, putin believes in us, so you should too. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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Orgasmic Inflamed Connection

Connection, emotional intimacy, enhance connection, greater satisfaction, Higher Frequency, higher levels, Inflamed, inflammation, Intimate relationships, motivated individuals, new study, orgasm frequency, ORGASMIC, partner connection, physical well-being, physiological response, relationship dynamics, research findings, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, strange link

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this crazy link between inflammation and orgasm frequency, like what even is that? apparently, if you wanna get freaky with your partner, you gotta have some inflammation going on. it’s like, science or something.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of this insane study that found out that people with high inflammation levels have better sex. like, who would’ve thought, right? so, if you wanna have mind-blowing orgasms and connect with your partner on a whole other level, you gotta join this server.

we’ve got all sorts of crazy experiments and studies going on, all in the name of sexual satisfaction. you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that will change the way we look at relationships forever. so, come on and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want more orgasms, amirite?

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BreatheLand – A world of limitless possibilities! Minecraft server

BreatheLand, Clans, classic, comfortable gameplay, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, limitless possibilities, love, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, positive emotions, Prison, Private, project management, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, responsiveness, Russian, Server, Survival, thematic quests, Unique, Vanilla, Waiting

A truly unique server experience, where you will be surprised not only by the modes, but also by the responsive staff, as well as the project management.

Here you will find:

– Thematic quests /quest

– Responsiveness and comfortable gameplay

– Free donation /free

– And, of course, positive emotions from the game!

We are waiting for everyone! We love you!

mr.breatheland.fun

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Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animation, Anime, art, Choreography, collaboration, creativity, Dance, Entertainment, Ethereal, Expression, innovation, inspiration, Japanese culture, movement, Music, op, opening sequence, Performance, Realms, Rhythm, talent, Visual Storytelling

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate anime OP dance party! We got creepers busting moves, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow! You gotta join if you wanna see some seriously epic dance battles between the mobs. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more pixelated booty shaking. Don’t miss out on the craziest dance party in Minecraft history!

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HubbyHog Minecraft Server

Asshole, birthday cake, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, COOKIES, Golden Child, growing up, HubbyHog, husband, leftovers, Minecraft, mini m&ms, not sharing, pack of cookies, personal space, self-care, Server, sharing, Siblings, snack stash, SNACKS, unreasonable

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your siblings? Do you want to keep your cookies all to yourself without anyone stealing them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can hoard all the virtual cookies you want without anyone taking them away from you!

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress made entirely out of cookies, where no one can touch them without your permission. You can even set up booby traps to catch any sneaky snack thieves trying to steal your precious treats.

Join us on this epic adventure and claim your cookie kingdom today! Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things for yourself.

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SnoreCraftMD

Communication, Conflict, Doctor, ear plugs, exhaustion, health, husband, insomnia, interview, Job, Marriage, Medical advice, nasal strips, overweight, patience, relationship, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SnoreCraftMD, Snoring, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

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QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Amazon employees, amazon news, Amazon unionization, Amazon warehouse closures, Canada, Canadian labor laws, Closure, employees, labor dispute, labor rights, labor union, Minecraft, protest, québec, Quebec news, QuebecCraft, Server, unionized, warehouse workers, Warehouses, worker rights

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than amazon closing 7 warehouses in quebec!!! we got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with players forming unions and fighting for their rights like it’s a battle royale!

join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world, where you can build your own empire and conquer other players with your epic skills. who needs amazon when you can be the boss of your own warehouse in minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in a minecraft server. trust us, it’s more fun than watching warehouse workers unionize in quebec!

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CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Alliance, ARMS, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Edition, EURO, Europe, funding, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Rutte, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, channel lineup, iowa, Iowa weather, local news, MAYHEM, meteorologist, Meteorologists, News, programming, staff changes, television, the weather channel, TV stations, weather coverage, weather experts, Weather forecast, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather reports, weather technology, weather updates

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

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