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LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	3214
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	3356	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7591
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Buildings Constructed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3571
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!