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Victimized Minecraft Server

aggressive Hitler-sympathizers, Confederate statue debate, dating scene, gun owners, homeless people, Honduran children, mass shootings, migration debate, Minecraft, Muscatine Iowa, non-Christians, non-Whites, Northeast, Older, Server, slaveowners., State of Perpetual Victimhood, Ukraine, under $100k, under 50, urban America, victim’s land, victimized, victimized America, victimized Americans, victimized Federation, Victims, victims being crucified, victims of means, war on Gaza, west coast, White Americans, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	2226	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.

Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

JLag net

Aura skills, Classic Skyblock, Custom Dungeons, custom GUIs, Custom Items, Daily Quests, elite mobs, Enchantments, Explore, JLag-net, Levels, MCMMO, minecraft server, Modes, new challenges, new structures, PvE, Quests, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to JLag-net’s new minecraft server, where you can enjoy modes like survival and sky block.. – Survival: survival mode with enchantments like Mcmmo, Elite mobs, Aura skills, and more. We also added custom dungeons with custom items, new challenges, new structures to find and explore, quests, levels, and more. – Skyblock: Classic skyblock with extra features to discover, custom GUIs, daily quests, and more…

So if you are interested come check us out! 🙂

mc.jlag-net.com

NecoCraft Academy 1.21! Minecraft server

Academy, BUILD, Communication, Community, Customizable Player Model, Datapacks, Discord, Emotecraft, gameplay, Minecraft, NecoCraft, player model, Plugins, season 1, SEASON 2, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

NecoCraft Academy – A subsidiary project of the NecoCraft SMP server with its own history and plot that depends on the actions of the players!Survive, build, communicate with players and based on your actions the server script can be rewritten.Academy is a vanilla+ server with datapacks and plugins that improve the gameplay without changing the vanilla theme.On our server there is a Customizable Player Model plugin that will allow you to change your skin as you like and stand out from others!There are also the already well-known Simple Voice Chat and EmoteCraft!Season 1 began on April 7, 2024 and will end on December 1, 2024!December 1 – January 3 will be the off-season!Season 2 will begin on January 4, 2025!Have time to get acquainted with Academians and join our community yourself!Academicians who distinguish themselves from others can get on SMP, you will learn about it in our discord server!

play.necoacademy.space

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Document, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, Guide, jargon, Minecraft, mod, Moves, nikeless, notation, Server, Spreadsheet, Steam, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekkenmods.com, terminology, urban square, Wank.wavu.wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to fight against Tekken 8 characters in epic battles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Imagine taking on Heihachi Mishima with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks – now that’s a challenge!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The catch? The floor is made of lava and the walls are lined with explosive TNT blocks. It’s a literal blast!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom Tekken 8-themed parkour course. Dodge fireballs from Akuma and leap over obstacles inspired by King’s wrestling moves. It’s a parkour experience like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

””/blockgen/ – Blocky General Minecraft SMP””

blockgen, blocky, character analysis, Combo list, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, general, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, smp, Steam, Steam store, strategy guide, Tekken, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, Tekken players, terminology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for some epic Tekken 8 battles in Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve modded the game to include all your favorite characters and moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure fair matchups, so you can show off your skills without worrying about unfair advantages. And if you’re new to Tekken 8, don’t worry – we have a comprehensive guide with all the terminology and jargon you need to know.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Tekken 8 master in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious server out there.

LivesMC

Attention, Chat, Comments.., Cross-Play, Hiring, Issues, LifeSteal, LivesMC, Minecraft, Minehut, Players, PvP, questions, Raiding, Server, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The greatest upcoming Minehut lifesteal server!

With a large amount of working staff, we are still glad to hire more staff and are willing to give our best attention the players of our server.

Whether it be questions, comments, or issues in the server, our staff are always here to chat.

livesmc.minehut.gg

Blocky Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

adult virgin, asked a girl out, Bash, Birthday, blocky, DATING, fear of rejection, inexperience, Intimacy, kissed a girl, late bloomer, love life, Minecraft, never had sex, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Server, sexual experience, social anxiety, turning 24, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and affection! Our players are so attractive, even the creepers can’t resist blowing themselves up just to get a closer look. Join now and you’ll have so many Minecraft girlfriends, you’ll forget what it feels like to be lonely. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have pixelated love on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to finally lose your Minecraft virginity!

Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

Adapt, Buttons.., CAR, changes, Desktop, Ford, Henry, Henry Ford, incel, knobs, LEVERS, linux, loonix, Mac, Minecraft, MS, neets, os, pedals, Productive, smp, tranny designers, Users, visits, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Art inspiration, art project, art reference, artistic discovery, Artistic exploration, Artistic journey, Artistic process, cartoon animals, character design, Color palette, color theory, color wheel, creative challenge!, creative project, Minecraft, obscure Pokemon-esque, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon inspired art, Server, source material, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Potions Brewed:	91
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9500
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated animals? Well, look no further because our server is filled with obscure Pokemon-esque cartoon animals that will blow your mind! Join us and embark on a colorful adventure as you create your own color wheel art project using our unique creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden anime world where you can find the ultimate source material for your art project. Unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you discover the secrets of this mysterious realm.

So why wait? Join us now and become a master artist in a world like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary creature that will inspire your next masterpiece. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around!