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Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	318126
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3177
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	8084

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	694	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1949
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchantments Applied:	289
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9676	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3462	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	293662	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!