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TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6783	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	3219	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Emeralds Found:	1135
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	3680	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	7348
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	616

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!