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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5099
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9747
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Crops Grown: 7170
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9307
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 56 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 327
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ores Mined: 8340
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2853
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 79
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1501
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Votes: 5824 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7069
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4474
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7230
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 811984
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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