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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1485 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…
