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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7292 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 564 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries that will make your head spin faster than a slime in a tornado. From uncovering ancient ruins to battling dragons with magical powers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house with a sentient AI maid who cooks you virtual meals while you fight off hordes of pixelated monsters? Only on our server, of course! Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!