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  • Inconveniently OP – Minecraft

    Inconveniently OP – Minecraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Imagine being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s basically what it’s like trying to play on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other ridiculous reasons for you to join us.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024

    CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5049
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh and have a good time? well do i have the server for u!

    join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.

    see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClimateAction

    CraftyClimateAction
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs because, like, we have this insane quest where you have to, like, save the world from, like, climate change using, like, tabletop games.

    imagine, like, rolling a dice to, like, plant trees and, like, reduce carbon emissions. it’s, like, so cray-cray but also, like, super important.

    join our server and, like, be a climate hero while, like, playing Minecraft. it’s, like, the best of both worlds, dude.

    so, like, come on and, like, save the planet with us. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NopeCraft

    NopeCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5600
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure

    Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132

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  • Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!

    Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6849
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Melios SMP Server

    Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!

    Featuring:

    NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.
    Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so!
    Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible
    Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used.

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.

    We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂

    Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Read more: https://meliosmp.com

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community.
    What time do server events usually happen? Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server

    Emasculated Eats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2438
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 7362
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Chimeras Created: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of food and the importance of keeping your virtual characters well-fed! Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for virtual food to keep your characters from becoming emasculated. Trust us, you don’t want to see what happens when you neglect their hunger – let’s just say it’s not a pretty sight!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild and wacky creatures that will keep you on your toes. From giant chickens that can fly to zombie pigs that breakdance, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you unlimited powers and turns you into a Minecraft god.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t give food to the emasculated – unless you want to see chaos unfold before your very eyes!

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  • StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness

    StarStruck SMP: Cody vs Solo – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9499
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like Cody vs Solo, where they fought over who had the best pet llama and ended up summoning a giant chicken to settle the score. And don’t even get us started on Dave – rumor has it he’s been smoking crack and building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Plate3 Minecraft Server

    Plate3 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1236
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 76
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Crops Grown: 6197
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual plates as you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for unlimited food options and no limit on how many plates you can devour in one sitting. Just like this mom’s daughter who went for a third plate at a family dinner, you can indulge in all the virtual food your heart desires.

    But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!

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  • LazyCraft: AITA?

    LazyCraft: AITA?
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2220
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 160 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EternalYouthCraft

    EternalYouthCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9217
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 New Chunks Explored: 45710

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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