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CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3360

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Votes:	4928
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	5446	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3581	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Farms Harvested:	352	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3922	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!