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”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	57
New Chunks Explored:	560801	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Potions Brewed:	164	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7280	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	887643
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Potions Brewed:	180
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mines Excavated:	4089

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

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Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	793
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!