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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3049 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 524090 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9895 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.