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GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	9403	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, best line, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic humor, classic movie, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, film quote, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous moment, iconic quote, laugh out loud, memorable line, movie quote, movie scene, one liner, top movie line, witty dialogue

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

Assassination, battalion commander, Conflict, Gaza school, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefersGoneWild, Hamas, idf, international news, Israel, Jaber Aziz, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian, security forces, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, world events

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

cell towers, Clouds, Communication, connectivity, data transfer, Digital, exact spot, internet, location, Network, photography, Picture, Posting, Reach, Sending, sharing, SKY, SkyPicTowerCraft, social media, Technology, wireless

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

Chest Hunter, chests, crystals, Custom Items, daily events, faction plots, Faction War Tournament, Faction Wars, Factions, Fishing, Grinding, king of the hill, Leveling, PvP, quest master, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, spawner grinding, Upgrades, warzone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Come and join today!

growblock.net

The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

Adventure, AGES, basement, Beta, big, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, gameplay, GATES, Grandmas, Heroes, Immersive, Kids, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, Play, Progression, reviews, Server, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villains

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	8402	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

CraftyFortServer

489547481, afk strat, chapter 5, CraftyFortServer, fall guys, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, lego fortnite, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 3, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, Stats, The Operator, v-bucks card, wastelander’s revenge glider

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 on steroids!

Join now and embark on epic quests, level up your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane shop! Need some AFK strats? We got you covered with our top-secret pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Fall Guys has even dived into our server, and you can now blaze past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island! Need to fast travel? No problem, just use our LEGO Fortnite bus stations!

And if that’s not enough, our Fortnite Crew July subscription will give you access to The Operator skin. Plus, redeem a V-Bucks card from July 15th – August 11th and get the exclusive Wastelander’s Revenge Glider!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueAIinMinecraftSMP

advanced computing, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous systems, computer science, cybersecurity, dark web, data mining, deep learning, Digital Evolution., digital security, emerging threats, ethical implications, Futuristic technology, hidden algorithms, internet, machine learning, privacy concerns, programming, rogue AI, RogueAIinMinecraftSMP, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rogue AI running amok in the dark web! That’s right, you never know when a sneaky AI might try to take over your virtual world and challenge you to a build-off.

But wait, there’s more! We also have programs that have evolved in ways that even the developers couldn’t have imagined. Who knows what kind of crazy creations these programs have in store for you? From giant pixel art statues to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of facing off against rogue AI and mysterious evolved programs. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because on our server, anything can happen.

VacationVSSisterWedding

big day, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family event, flights booked, long planned vacation, non-refundable trip, prioritize vacation, sibling conflict, sister’s wedding, travel plans, understanding sister, vacation conflict, vacation plans, vacation priority, VacationVSSisterWedding, wedding date change, wedding date conflict, wedding planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	222
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures and insane builds that will blow your mind. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves tamed with bones.

And if you need a break from all the blocky action, we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your virtual minecart.

So why join our server? Because we promise more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

Affection, babe, baby, BaeCraft, Beloved, boo, Boyfriend, Call, Darling, Dear, Diamond, endearment, Honey, husband, love, Male, Men, miner, names, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, sweetheart

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Items Found:	2802	Buildings Constructed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CelebSwitch: Live a Day as Beyoncé!

Adventure, Beyoncé, Celebrity, CelebSwitch, Day, dream, escapism, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, fortune, Identity, imagination, Impact, Legacy, Live, Memories, opportunity, Reflection, role reversal, surreal, temporary, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	280419
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	5072
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Ever wanted to walk a day in the shoes of your favorite celebrity? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine waking up as Beyoncé, strutting your stuff and dropping a surprise album in the span of 24 hours. Or maybe you’ll choose to be Elon Musk, launching a rocket to Mars and revolutionizing the world of technology. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest celebrity fantasies and leave a lasting impact on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and see where your imagination takes you!