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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6302 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6233 | Crops Grown: | 6286 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
