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The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	1068
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	179
Crops Grown:	5304	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!

EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server

city, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, EvacuateCraft, evacuation, Gains, Government, Humanitarian Aid, International, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Refugees, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PardonTheFarmers420

agriculture, Cannabis, cannabis industry, criminal justice reform, drug policy, economic development, Economy, Farmers, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, King, Legal amnesty, legalization, morocco, North Africa, Pardons, PardonTheFarmers420, Royal pardon, rural communities, Small-scale farmers, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!

Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.