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CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchantments Applied:	292	Emeralds Found:	1707
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	6956
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

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Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

active community, bedrock, business district, Discord, Elected positions, Experience, gameplay, Hermit, hermitcraft, java, mega bases, Mob Heads, player events, player heads, Server, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Spice, Tools, Tribal towns, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelisted, wooden

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	9157
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!