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BlockyBits Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you might log in as a noob but log out as a pro – just like Mujahid went to bed as a man but woke up as a woman!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and surprises that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, you might even find yourself in a gender-reassignment surgery mini-game without even realizing it! Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have a whole new identity?

But beware, there might be players like Omprakash lurking around, ready to deceive you into crazy quests and challenges. Who knows, you might end up in a court marriage with a fellow player and have your in-game land stolen right from under your pixelated feet!

So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be transformed in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft – even waking up as a different gender!

LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	177
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5786
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	5994

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	4591
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	708	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!