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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6953 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 514 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 500 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!